Achieving Regional Superpower Status in a Hurry

Mitron (Friends), we had always claimed that under the Exalted Poobah's 'Supreme leadership', we will be world-beaters and today we are. This chart, sorted in terms of number of new infections daily, shows us in the lead compared to every other country globally where coronavirus is spreading. We have done it!

You must also note that this momentous event is occurring just as Ram, a mythological figure for long, stands truly elevated to a godhead through the unfailing efforts of his new-found Hindutva devotees, and has supplanted Allah in Ayodhya at least by shoving aside an old mosque, standing for centuries on a certain site there, with generous help from a vermin named Ranjan Gogoi & several fellow-judges of his, (dis)gracing the chairs of the SCI. As a result of their historic judgement, Ram stands tall & triumphant. The silver bricklaying ceremony of the world's first and arguably the grandest Ram temple, overseen by a killer priest turned CM and presided over by the Supreme Leader of India, is all set to happen.

On other fronts, India has finally got rid of the Pushpak Vimanas that it has been using since the time of Nehru and has acquired 5 Rafale jets at nearly three times the price that the useless Manmohan Singh UPA was in the process of negotiating earlier. This finally transforms India into a regional Superpower which should make both its big and small neighbours sit up and take notice. Xi Jinping, who occasionally has a penchant for burying his boots into the Supreme Leader's arse, will now also have second thoughts about doing so.

Finally, the Nehruvian economic model has been done and dusted with and flushed down the toilet. The new economic vision revolves around demonetisation and degrowth which many envious observers term as the tottering or the plunging Indian economy. As per the ancient Hindutva philosophy, the law of the jungle takes precedence over everything else and hence, survival of the fittest is the new mantra. No longer will the economy be measured by artificial parameters like unemployment, recession and falling demands. In any case, much of that will be taken care of by the new economic policy which will churn out carpenters, pakoda sellers and sundry other kinds of teenage entrepreneurs from among children who have completed 6 years of primary and middle school.

JSR

-- Raja Mitra